Uncle Luke at Cameo, Miami Beach - MiamiHerald.com

LapDance Tuesdays invites you to party with Uncle Luke, for Spring Break Uncensored. Featuring the infamous amateur pole competition for major cash prizes. Ladies enjoy free entry and cocktail until midnight. Music by DJ Affect, Mummy and Bulletproof.

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UNCLE LUKE HAS ADVICE FOR LINSANITY ON HOW TO HANDLE GROUPIES!!

Jeremy Lin may have went to Harvard, but when it comes to the Power of the P, Luther Campbell has a Doctorate Degree.  So, Lin would be wise to listen to the words of wisdom of Uncle Luke.

This isn’t just good advice for Lin, but men in general.

Lin isn’t ready for the power of the coochie. He’s no Tim Tebow. Why do I say that? First of all, Lin has a Harvard degree and Tebow got his college education at the University of Florida. That’s like comparing a rocket scientist to a Honda mechanic. Also, Tebow has won a collegiate national title and the Heisman Trophy, so he’s used to girls testing his decision to stay a virgin until marriage.

But Lin was just another unknown D-leaguer before breaking out this season. He’s not used to the headlines and babes fawning all over him. Until recently, he was sleeping on his brother’s couch and couldn’t have gotten laid in Rio de Janeiro during Carnaval. Last week, I’m sure he had every fine model who strutted the catwalk during New York Fashion Week waiting for him outside Madison Square Garden.

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Advice-For-Ballers :: Uncle Luke Warns Jeremy Lin, “Beware of C**chie & Groupies”

Rapper Luther R. Campbell, famously known as Luke Skyywalker or Uncle Luke, has some words of advice for the NY Knicks’ new superstar Jeremy Lin. America has been going through a season of Linsanity, as California native Lin has been going through an unexpected winning streak on the court. This week, the Knicks guard returns to his hometown with his team to play against the Miami Heat. And Uncle Luke has dished  advice for the spotlight newbie.

Campbell says,

“Lin isn’t ready for the power of the coochie… Lin was just another unknown D-leaguer before breaking out this season. He’s not used to the headlines and babes fawning all over him. Until recently, he was sleeping on his brother’s couch and couldn’t have gotten laid in Rio de Janeiro during Carnaval. Last week., I’m sure he had every fine model who strutted the catwalk during New York Fashion Week waiting for him outside Madison Square Garden… I wouldn’t be surprised to see Kim Kardashian sitting courtside this Thursday night at the American Airlines Arena. She and every come-up reality show star will be the first ones to try to snag Lin. Paris Hilton is gonna run up to him at LIV and say, ‘Oh, Jeremy, what’s up, big boy?’ Or something like that …When it goes after celebrity male athletes, the va-jay-jay is undefeated; it’s never lost. My advice to Lin: Beware the power of the coochie.”

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WAKA FLOCKA FLAME ON NICKI MINAJ GRAMMY AWARDS CRITICISM.

Back in 2010, rap veteran Uncle Luke defended hip-hop mogul Jay-Z in light of his devil worshipping accusations.

"I don't know any devil worshippers. And who knows, maybe Jay-Z and other rappers have some devil worshipers as fans. But that doesn't mean entertainers are sacrificing virgins for Beelzebub. I didn't even know who the Illuminati were until the Internet started buzzing that Jay-Z was one of them. It's ridiculous. Jay-Z is a cool cat. He ain't Hollywood. He is a regular guy. He is so f*cking grounded. It is a shame people want to link him to this conspiracy." (The 305)

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2 Live Crew's Uncle Luke: No Mandatory Retirement for Rappers.

A memo from Uncle Luke to all y'all haters who seem to think the hip-hop industry should institute some sorta superstrict mandatory retirement policy ... Screw you. That shit's ageist. 

In today's edition of Luke's Gospel, entitled "Jay-Z, Eminem, and Rick Ross Are Never Too Old For Rap,"New Times's resident rap expert and anti-discrimination advocate makes the case for middle-aged mike manglers. 

Because, according to Luke, "Hip-hop is not some kiddie fad music anymore."

"The fans who got hooked on rap in the '80s," he says, "are now inching closer to their 40s too. Does that mean the doctors and lawyers who as teens used to listen to Uncle Luke are chilled-out now? Hell, nah. You'll see them at one of my concerts alongside their teenage children getting down to booty music." 

Now Uncle Luke never explicitly addresses his reasons for this sudden, spirited defense of the 36-to-334 rapper demographic. 

But as a 53-year-old father, longtime fan of free-speech, and former Miami-Dade mayoral candidate who's preparing to embark upon "the Lollapolooza of Bass music," we can only assume that he's looking to shut up small-minded and discriminatory comment section assholes like Hayabusa, who reacted to the news of 2 Live Crew's upcoming reunion tourby snidely suggesting, "Stay retired." 

That's just ignorant bullshit, though. And as Uncle Luke says, hip-hop artists are never too old to rap. 

Even grandpas should be able to "Pop That Pussy" and get "As Nasty As They Wanna Be." 

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Life and Freaky Times of Uncle Luke.

Based on the 1962 French film La Jetee, The Life and Freaky Times of Uncle Luke is a re-telling of the classic put into words our generation can understand.

The film has a firm grasp on surrealism and is not afraid to make fun of itself.  Director Mayer possesses a keen understanding that just because something is projected in a silly manner does not mean it can’t express a message. This movie was definitely an internal reflection of its main character—showcasing them as a product of their environment and they know it.

The colors were easily my favorite part of this film. It is cartoon-like in nature but still engaging when it comes to story and plot. Even though the film is short, (twelve minutes and some change) it is saturated in both metaphor and satire. And while it is highly enjoyable, it probably isn’t the best thing to share with the whole family.

Life and Freaky Times of Uncle Luke is competing in the Shorts Competition.

Uncle Luke Says Drew Rosenhaus Needs To Give Back to Black Community.

I like Drew Rosenhaus,  I have no problems saying that.I have met him a few times and I find him to be quite the character.  I don’t have any inside knowledge like Luke has, but I do know, that for the most part he fights hard for his players. He has also been known to do things that other agents wouldn't for his clients, but Luke says that he is a fraud.  Here is what he had to say.

Rosenhaus is the Gordon Gekko of the NFL, preaching a greed-is-good philosophy to the players he represents. The man who inspired Tom Cruise’s Jerry Maguire character recklessly offers young black men the world. He’ll throw a kid $50,000 just to sign with him and promise a house on Star Island. Instead of teaching his clients how to be responsible with their money, Rosenhaus shows them that football is all about living large. He sells only the glitz and glamour.

Rosenhaus has accumulated a net worth of $65 million by hustling football players from South Florida and those who attended the University of Miami. Heck, Miami Northwestern, Miami Jackson, Miami Central, and all the other local high school football powerhouses might as well find him a locker for all the time he has spent at those schools wooing the athletes he now represents. Yet he has never donated a dime to the youth programs in Overtown or Liberty City. He has never bought a helmet or a single book for the kids who could eventually end up on his client roster.

I’m sick and tired of Rosenhaus getting rich off the African-American community. He needs to give back. He can start by teaching football players from an early age about fiscal responsibility and saving for a rainy day.I don’t doubt Luke’s claims.It is what a lot of agents do, so I don’t know if Rosenhaus has any more responsibility than any other agent to give back to the black community.If he is getting his clients million dollars deals, shouldn't it be those athletes Luke should throw his venom at?I rarely blame the supplier, I blame the user.  Rosenhaus might give you the gun, doesn’t mean you have to pull the trigger.

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Superagent Drew Rosenhaus should give back to Miami's black communities.

Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness once made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke expresses his disappointment in the guy who inspired Jerry Maguire.

So-called sports superagent Drew Rosenhaus has made millions of dollars exploiting African-American professional football players, so you'd think he would give his clients some pretty decent financial advice.

But you'd be wrong.

In the February issue of GQ, celebrity wide receiver Terrell Owens claims Rosenhaus recommended a lawyer and an investment firm that lost him millions of dollars. The lawyer, whom T.O. has sued, allegedly pushed him to invest $2 million in an ill-fated Alabama casino entertainment complex that landed the developer and an Alabama legislator in jail on bribery charges. Plus T.O. violated the NFL's policy prohibiting players from investing in gambling.

T.O. blames his agent. I'm not surprised. Rosenhaus, a University of Miami alum and North Miami native, burned Owens in 2005 when the wide receiver was booted off the Philadelphia Eagles. During a news conference, a Philly reporter accurately pointed out, "Drew, what have you done for T.O. — other than get him kicked off the team?"

Rosenhaus is the Gordon Gekko of the NFL, preaching a greed-is-good philosophy to the players he represents. The man who inspired Tom Cruise's Jerry Maguire character recklessly offers young black men the world. He'll throw a kid $50,000 just to sign with him and promise a house on Star Island. Instead of teaching his clients how to be responsible with their money, Rosenhaus shows them that football is all about living large. He sells only the glitz and glamour.

Rosenhaus has accumulated a net worth of $65 million by hustling football players from South Florida and those who attended the University of Miami. Heck, Miami Northwestern, Miami Jackson, Miami Central, and all the other local high school football powerhouses might as well find him a locker for all the time he has spent at those schools wooing the athletes he now represents. Yet he has never donated a dime to the youth programs in Overtown or Liberty City. He has never bought a helmet or a single book for the kids who could eventually end up on his client roster.

I'm sick and tired of Rosenhaus getting rich off the African-American community. He needs to give back. He can start by teaching football players from an early age about fiscal responsibility and saving for a rainy day.

http://www.miaminewtimes.com/2012-02-02/news/superagent-drew-rosenhaus-should-give-back-to-miami-s-black-communities/